Not that Avril is as influential.”Įxcept that he was deadly wrong. It would have been a shit show like Kurt Cobain. According to user Epicbiscuit “.there’s little chance they could keep something like Avril Lavigne hanging herself secret and completely out of the media. Some, of course, were inclined to disagree. On a thread titled “ Probably nobody will give a fuck, but I came across a website that claims the singer AVRIL LAVIGNE SUICIDED and was REPLACED,” the most damning bit of evidence seems to be in the lyrics to “Slipped Away,” which were purportedly written by New Avril about Avr1l’s death: What’s more, apparently even New Avril is a mere pawn in this sick game of pop-punk deceit:Īnd while the two Avril’s may seem similar, the nose is a dead giveaway.Ĭonspiracy forum Godlike Productions did some of their own investigating a few years ago. The earliest trace we can find of the original theory comes from the Portuguese, which has several extensive posts detailing Avril’s death and subsequent reincarnation. But there’s still one, much larger question looming-why the hell do people think Avril Lavigne died in the first place? Not only is the Avril in question buying cheese, of all things, but Vulps notes several missing wrist tattoos, before going on to question: “So could it be? Is the original Avril Lavigne still alive and well? And if so, why did she construct such an elaborate lie to deceive her fans? Was it because we didn’t take Complicated to number one? The Grammy losses to Norah Jones? Or did her record label have a part to play in this?” This enterprising Avril Ranger may have discovered a ray of light in this morbid tale of Avrils past: Avr1l, our original Avril, might still be alive after all. Then again, Vulps tells us, it wasn’t like they really had a choice.īut! But.
Vulps goes on to explain how the Avril Rangers were forced to accept the fact that the original Avril (henceforth referred to as Avr1l) was officially gone after New Avril released 2007’s The Best Damn Thing. On in 2012, user Vulps eases us in to what is (apparently) common knowledge:Īs we all know, it is a popularly believed * * * that Canadian pop singer Avril Lavigne took her own life in 2003 shortly after her parents divorce and was replaced by a doppelgänger who left several clues about the death of the original Avril Lavigne in the lyrics of her follow-up album.
Vice’s Noisey blog offered a nice little crash course on the theory that Avril Lavigne had previously died and been replaced by a doppelgänger, but the internet trail-as always-goes much, much deeper. Have you ever noticed that, sometimes, a certain celebrity seems ever so slightly off? Maybe its an … The Illuminati’s Secret Celebrity Murder and Cloning Centers, Explained “Hi fellow Avril Rangers”: This is the innocuous beginning to what is, perhaps, the best written statement on Canadian pop-punk Nickelback divorcee Avril Lavigne that the internet has ever produced.
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